"Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" -George Carlin...

Okay. I know, I know. It's just a cover, right? Just a bunch of words strung together with a picture in the background. A blend of colors...

You've spent countless hours of your valuable time writing this wonderfully earth-shattering piece of literature. Your baby. Your...